HEY.

[G ♥ t h i k a l e a]

Momo: Gothikalea thinks that we should start the first RP.
Saint Dane: I'm too busy taking over Halla.
Bobby: And doing stuff to me.
Saint Dane: ..And doing stuff to Bobby.
Kaidoh: FSHUUU
Momo: I'm sorry that we haven't been having sex lately, Kaidoh--! You know that the Nationals are coming up!
Kaidoh: ...Fshuu..
Momo: :3 *hug*
Bobby: Hey, speaking of Gothikalea, where is she?
Saint Dane: That's right, Gothikalea seems to have disappeared!
Momo: OH NO! How can we have an RP without her?
Kaidoh: ...Andy and Brieze are gone, too...
Momo: GAAAH

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So, here's the plot.
YOU CAN'T USE YOURSELF, use your favorite anime characters or drama characters or WHOEVER, I don't care if you use BRITNEY SPEARS, you can't use Gothikalea/Andy/Brieze.

<3

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*L walks in, carrying two bowls: one a bowl of chocolate sauce, the other strawberries*

L: "Well then, I have received a new case..." *licks chocolate sauce off fingers* "Mmm.."

"It appears we have three missing persons.. For us to begin, I must know facts about these *takes a bite of strawberry* damn these are tasty.. mm.. disappearances." *gulp*

"Any suspects?" *continues eating, hoping that no one will ask for some*

[Random]

C.U.P: CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS TO THE RESCUE!
Kiehl: uh... underpants give me.. uh you know... gah
Aliot: -takes off pants- -wink wink-
C.U.P: ._.; im going to walk away into that portal over there
Kiehl: That would be a good idea atm
Aliot: hey where is Brieze?

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Momo: HEY, gimme some!
Kaidoh: Why do you have to eat it? You are already fat, Fshuu
Momo: WHAT'D YOU SAY?
Kaidoh: I SAID YOU'RE FAT YOU DUMBASS
Momo: HMPH, well, whatever, we'll work those calories off tonight anyway
Saint Dane: I could really care less if the three come back..
Bobby: Well, I know that one of them writes explicit yaoi scenes where Saint Dane sticks his--
Saint Dane: Pendragon..Later, tonight. <3
Bobby: Ah. >__< Sorry *blush*

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L: *Smacks Momo's hand* "Get your own!" *glares but offers Kaidoh some anyway to piss Momo off* "Momo-kun is right though, you know.. does he at least use his brain a lot? That can work off calories just as well as sex..." *begins to suck chocolate off of his own middle finger very slowly and his eyes drift upwards*

"Mmm.. you know.. I am getting very horny right now.. Never knew strawberries were an aphrodisiac.." *gets up and walks over to pick up a bag that he had in the corner*

[Random]

Kielh: you know i was never really good at math
Aliot: -thinking- uhh-huh
Kielh: dude im serious i never got how the number moving crap is supposed to be used
Aliot: its simple really
Kielh: yeah, no, not my thing
Aliot: ok lets put it like this, one strawberry plus two strawberries equals?
Kielh: Uhhh -uses fingers- three?
Aliot: Correct, minus that one L just ate?
Kielh: humm i know this two right?
Aliot: Correct, now for harder questions, what is one strawberry plus one cup of chocolate sauce
Kielh: well one chocolate covered strawberry?
Aliot: good good, now a really tough one, twenty strawberries, 3 gallons of chocolate sauce, one bed, you, and me, what would that be -winks-
Kielh: U, There, Now. -trows Aliot to bed

[Random]

-Andy walks in-
UHH CHOCOLATE! GIMEEE!!!! @w@

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L: *shouts into the bedroom where Aliot and Kiehl just went* "You know.. I can tutor you sometime, Aliot.." *smirk*

*sifts through bag* "Ah, here we are!" *pulls out handcuffs and looks up when Andy walks in, shocked*

"..Were you not someone I was supposed to locate? Where are the others?!" *places hand on Andy's shoulder while looking him up and down thoughtfully*

"Would you like some sweets now, then...?" *gives a really cute smile*

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Momo: D8
Kaidoh: Fshuuuu....
Momo: I know you want to do that, Kaidoh. ;_; But we have to practice...And...my muscles ache
Kaidoh: I know...Sometimes tennis...
Momo: Sighh...
Bobby: o___o; *tugs at Saint Dane's sleeve*
Saint Dane: Hmm? What is it, Pendragon?
Bobby: Umm...I didn't imagine Kiehl like that.
Saint Dane: Ehh? How'd you imagine him, then?
Bobby: Sorta like..
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BOBBY'S IMAGINATION OF KIEHL AND ALIOT SCENE
Kiehl: Oh, why hello, Aliot.
Aliot: ...Hello
Kiehl: How are you getting along with Alicel? Nicely, I hope? *smirk*
Aliot: ...Yeah, when she's not trying to rip me to shreds with her weird arms..
Kiehl: *laugh* Haha, you have mechanical arms too, you know.
Aliot: ...
Kiehl: Do you still miss your family?
Aliot: Why'd you take me away?
Kiehl: *walks closer to Aliot* Well, you see, Aliot, I already told you that.
Aliot: ... Ah! Don't...
Kiehl: *is licking Aliot's neck* I told you already, that I want you.
Aliot: ...But...what about the others..?
Kiehl: Heh. You see, there is Alice and Aliza and Alicel..But, you are the only boy. You are my boy. Always will be mine, because I created you.
Aliot: ...*blush*
Kiehl: Now if you don't want me to dismantle you, do as I say, Aliot...
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Saint Dane: ...
Bobby: D: *blush*
Saint Dane: Do you want me to be like that with you, Pendragon? ;]

[Random]

Andy: i like strawberries @w@ and chocolate and UHHH HANDCUFFS!
-handcuffs Aliot with Bobby, Kielh with L, C.U.P with Momo, and L with Kaidoh, while Saint Dane is away taking over Halla-
Andy: i like how i somehow can control all you guys NOW START LICKING THIS CHOCOLATE! -points at chocolate statue-

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*L bends forward before licking the chocolate statue* "You know.. not sure which one of you I think I like more.."

*begins licking and sucking on the the penis of the naked statue of Kira while Lollipop plays in the background* *slurp* "Who is playing that rubbish.. *slurp* anyway?" *bites a chunk of chocolate off the tip of the penis*

"Mmm...This is really delicious.. dark chocolate with a hint of mint, is it?" *peers at Andy curiously, very pleased*

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Christy: *Saint Dane is walking past* EHH! SAINT DANE?
Saint Dane: <_<; What? I'm in the middle of taking over Halla...
Christy: CAN I PLZ HAV UR AUTOGRAPH D8 HEY WAIT if u exist then maybe...
Saint Dane: Yes, Pendragon exists as well.
Christy: SQUEE!!
Saint Dane: ...Sigh, it is always like this with you fangirls, you love the enemy but you always love the hero MORE.
Christy: Nuh, I THINK THAT YOU TWO ARE SOO CUTEEE TOGETHER. !!!
Saint Dane: ...*sigh*
Christy: Speaking of Pendragon, where is he right now?
Saint Dane: ...The truth is, I wanted him to come along with me to dominate Halla, but that awkward Andy person has tied him up.
Christy: EHHHH! NOT COOL
Saint Dane: ...I must agree, it is 'not cool', I was hoping to..do some rather amusing things tonight with the leftover chocolate.
Christy: I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT LOL LOL LOL
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Ten minutes later
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Christy: HEY ISN'T ANY GUY IN HERE LIKE STILL ABLE TO GET AN ERECTION UP? CUZ I'M STILL NOT SATISFIED
Kaidoh: Oh god MOMO I just got raped by a GIRL *sob*
Momo: Oh my god how can she DO shit like that to us OMG OMG We're all GAY dammit
Saint Dane: ...
Christy: AND THAT IS HOW IT'S DONE. *breaks penis off of Chocolate statue and eats it* Yumyumyum
Bobby: ;__;
Saint Dane: ..Pendragon, will you join me in my conque--
Bobby: GET ME OUT OF HERE T__T

[Random]

Andy: NO MY MASTERPLAN FOR A ORGY IS OVERRRR *SOB*
Aliot: Master my stomach hurts from the chocolate statue i ate of you
Kielh: you ate me? No I eat you, no pun intended.
Andy: -still freaking out about the plan- WHYY WHYY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME WHEN IM IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING HAPPY, YOUUU YOUUUU, oh hey there little fella! -follows the running rabbit with a watch- come HERE YOU!
Momo: BAKAAA why would you let her do that to you! D<
L: IS THERE NO STRAWBERRIES LEFT?!
Christy: U GUYS IM WAITING OMG do i have to go to another demention again!?
C.U.P: IM STILL A CHILD YOU PEDOS!
-the lights somehow, and someway get turned off :x-

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L: "Well Aliot, I ate his penis and I feel fine.."

-proceeding from the lights going out-

"Who turned off the lights!? *smiles whilst remembering getting laid by Kira all those times* .. You ruined my orgy, you... light-switch-fiend!" * shakes fist and attempts walking around in the dark, but trips on someone*

"FUCK!"

"..."

"Mmm.. you smell good.." *nuzzles gently and then squeezes the ass of the person he landed on*

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Bobby: What the hell man, ew, get your hand away from there! I'm straight...
Christy: OMG HEY ITS BOBBY IM HIS FAN WAIT EHH? Bobby is STRAIGHT?
Bobby: Straight, I'm COMPLETELY straight (Must act straight in front of fans! Must act straight in front of fans!)
Saint Dane: Oh, is that so, Pendragon? *smirk*
Bobby: ....I can see your evil smirk even through the darkness. Yes, I am completely straight. (Fan, fan, fan, fan, fan)
Saint Dane: *grope*
Bobby: ...!!!!
Saint Dane: Eh? I thought you were straight, Pendragon --- but it seems like this down here isn't ;o
Bobby: S..Stop..!
Saint Dane: Mmm, if you really wanted me to stop, you'd be resisting..<3
Bobby: >O<!!!
Saint Dane: You'll have to kick harder than that, Pendragon...Mmm, you taste so goood <3
Kaidoh: T________T *pokes Momo*
Christy: Poor Kaidoh...and his bad sex life.