And then we

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Private Roleplay for Brieze and Me

Beware, Brieze, I'm going to talk a little bit irritating sometimes. >__<' (Like I'll use proper grammar in one post and then the next will be like chatspeak xD cuz im so lazzy)

Blue! It was blue! Christy had always wanted a blue car, and this one was a MAZDA RX-7! With a body kit! And of course it didn't matter that Christy couldn't drive because well we're going to pretend that she can drive.
And so she drives.
To, uh, Ohio.

She doesn't really know where Brieze is located in Ohio, but that's okay because..we can pretend that she does. And then she's caught for speeding too high by a gay police officer. And before she pays the ticket she asks:
Hey, sir, you're gay, right?
Police Officer: Well, what's it to ya, ma'am?
Me: OMG LOL CAN I LIKE PAY YOU
Police Officer: Ehm, ma'am, I'm gay---
Me: NOO, I mean, can you dress up as a 30 year old man with white hair and blue contacts and then go find a 17 year old gay guy and (by now the Police Officer is like: o_________o) like I bet that it would be so cute and he needs like the blue green eyes and has the brown hair and CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE CUTE omg I wonder if you'd beon top or bottom well TOP Of course because you'd be Saint Da----Eh? What happened? Hello, Police officer? Why are you on the floor?
The police officer does not respond.
Me: Oh well. *shrugs and continues driving to Brieze*

When I get to her house, I think: Oh, oops, I have started to type in first person instead of third person! And then Christy knocks on Brieze's door....

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*Hearing the knocking, one of the house's inhabitants cautiously comes to let the guest in*

The person who opens the door for Christy is a young looking boy (yet he is the age of eighteen). He is surprisingly quite handsome, with a pale complexion, short-but-not-too-short and rather messy light-blonde hair framing his face, and large red eyes that are surrounded by a generous amount of dark lashes. The boy is very charming, although a bit on the short side for his age.

"Ah, hello.. *he peers at Christy, unknowing of who this very pretty young girl is exactly; his pointy Methuselah teeth showing as he speaks in a calm manner* "Please state your name, why you are here, and whether you are a Methuselah or Terran, just to be on the safe side.." *He gives a small smile, slightly nervous as to what the girl's business is in coming here.. No one has visited in years.. nevertheless, he has a small sword hidden within his black cloak in case of danger...*

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Christy is like, LOLOWHAT? But she says, "My name is Crystalllie, I'm here to ass-rape Brieze's cat LOL, and I don't do meth, but if you have some I might try it."
She pokes the short boy, wondeirng if he will fall over.
"HAAAHA. You're funnny. Can I try your contacts on?"
She doens't even wait to continue her rambling. "LOL LOLOL LOL I drove all the way hereee and you won't let me innn?"

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Ion: *gently swats Christy's poking finger away, and then stares at her for a few moments, unblinking, after her random string of sentences* "...Eh..? Are you sure you are entirely sane, Terran?"

*looks down awkwardly whilst trying to understand all of what Christy has said* "Ah.. well, she does mention someone like you very often, so.. of course I will let you in as long as you do not do anything crazy.. " *he hesitantly motions with his hand for Christy to come inside*

"You have quite a lot of nerve to try and touch us.. we normally only let Brieze-san do that.." *he blushes while still leading her inside to Brieze* "And by the way, these are not 'contacts' that you refer to.. and not sure how we appear 'funny'.."

*he leads Christy to Brieze's bedroom, where she is trying on clothing, unsure of what to wear*

Brieze: *muttering to self* "Ahh, which Gothic Lolita dress for tonight?!" *When Christy comes in, she immediately looks up and smiles, very pleased, and runs up to her beloved friend* "CHRRRRRRIIIIIISTTTTTTY!!" *she squeals* "Why didn't you tell me you were driving all the way here?! I could have met you halfway!" *hugs her tightly* "Aiyaaaa, you look so cute today, you do! Hmm, what should we do first?! Would you like to wear some G-Lol today with me?!" *beams at her friend, knowing she has to accept* "We could do each other's makeup and everything, if you would like to!"*she clasps Christy's hands*

"Please do choose what you would like to do during your stay though; stay as long as you'd like, too! This shall be so much fun!!"

*Ion is still standing in the doorway of Brieze's room, watching the loud and exciting exchange going on; he is a bit overwhelmed and slightly confused* "Brieze-san.. err.. hopefully you will still have time for us tonight, right?" *bites his bottom lip in a worried manner, causing it to bleed*

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"YAY BRIEZE HUGHUGHUG OMGYEAH GOTHIC LOLITA GOTHIC LOLITA GOTHIC LOLITA..Oh yeah I won't fit into your outfits, I'm too fat." T__T

Christy sits for a moment on the floor and then says,"HEY! I feel like I forgot something." She wonders what it is.

"HEY Brieze I wonder what I forgot..."

She runs around Brieze's house,